December 2010
That amazing moment when you're feeling like crap...
idgafsohardrightnow:
THEN THE MAINE COMES ON SHUFFLE.
What's a mexicans favorite bookstore?
old-alone-donefor:
cameronlayhe:
heyfuckyouevan:
ohwearethedancers:
mynewaddiction:
s0rryurnotawinner:
vntx3:
BORDERS.
OGMRIFKVrtyt h
i dont know why i find this so funny
wouldn’t it be their least favorite..
oh my GOD
Kara and I were tweeting this to/about Stephen last night
o m g. O.O dfkjads
Told this to my friend and she bitched at me. Some people just...
Reblog if you're ending 2010 single.
I wonder how many people go on my blog and choose...
-whoreifying:
thanks for visiting
mrtoday:
i’ll never make you all happy
That’s a lie.
Guysssss! IN DARKNESS & IN LIGHT IS NUMBER TEN ON...
That awkward moment when you realize it was just a...
indarknessandinlight:
Best quotes of 2010:
comeuntangleme:
BE MY MAN. BE MY MAN. YOU’RE MY MAN. YOU’RE MY MAN.
KINGSNAKE. TOFU. KINGSNAKE. TOFU.
lovelifegomez:
You’ve got your daddy’s wallet
And your mother’s eyes
Soon enough girl you’re gonna realize
When the pretty boys try to get next to you
They really just wanna have sex with you
Oh it’s the way you move
And the clothes you wear
The alcohol, and the way that you don’t care
All I want to do is get next to you, next to you, next to you
I feel like everyone else on Tumblr is best...
when you find out that the person next to you...
colorfulsmile:
what? There’s a car outside my house and it’s car alarm plays the Super Mario theme song. What? I want a car like that!
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one...
look-what-we-made:
voldemortsdaughter:
omfg
1 tag
I have to clean my room tomorrow so it can be painted and stuffz. Blahhh I don’t wanna clean it.
Jingle Bells; Insanity Wolf version.
walking-on-sun:
fangster:
(via insertxstupidnamexhere)
Dashing through the snow
Get the fuck out my way!
Killing all these hoes
Laughing all the way!
HA HA HA!
The snow is turning red
I think these skanks are dead
Then I’ll go all necrophiliac on their ass
AND FUCK THEM IN THE HEAD
OH, fuck your mom, fuck your dad
And fuck your brother too!
Fuck your grandma
Fuck your grandpa
...
That awkward moment when someone starts talking...
dreamupthewords:
Dear Santa,
You can drop this:
And this:
Under my Christmas Tree tonight. :)
Christmas Morning: The Maine Edition
juliettekirch:
Wake up and realize it’s Christmas:
Go wake up your sibling(s) and open your stockings:
Go to wake up parents. They say you have to wait an hour before opening gifts:
Wait an hour:
Time to open presents:
Get a bunch of really awesome stuff:
Get something completely random that you will never use/don’t want:
Overall, Christmas = A+:
Christmas Morning: The Maine Edition
Wake up too early.
Look at clock.
Go back to sleep.
Wake up ten minutes later.
Go wake up siblings.
Jump on parents’ bed.
They aren’t happy about it.
Send you back to bed.
Run downstairs anyways.
See all your presents.
Parents finally come in the room
Open presents.
Get every toy you ever wanted.
Christmas
-showmeyourheart:
i-love-ferris-bueller:
wake up and realize it’s Christmas morning
walk down stairs
make my way over to my stocking
see santa ate the mince pies and rudolf ate the carrot
sit in front of the Christmas tree and stare at all the presents
Run around the house and realize no one else is awake
realize its actually 5 in the morning and I have to wait 2 more hours...
I have a serious condition, it's called SWAGGER.
daniesdirtyinjersey:
"After finding out that she had to be naked in...
xoxogossipgeorge:
thatbluebox:
madehimsaycomfychairs:
I LIKE KATE WINSLET A LOT MORE NOW.
ohmygod.
oh my god
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
grasp-your-mandrake:
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
“Jared is my friend.
if he was on fire i would throw water on him.
if he...”
– Jared by Garrett Nickelsen (via h8lyfegomez)
Reasons why I love Jared Monaco
thisbrokenplace:
He’s adorable:
Hilarious:
He has some amazing shredding skills:
He can grow a killer beard:
And amongst so many more reasons, he’s just a complete badass:
this has been a The Maine: Sleeping Post '10 \m/
fuckyeahmonaco:
one-is-one:
That awkward moment when you have 36 presents when...
